Monkey's Paw (A Single Wish)

Very Rare Item
Cost: To Be Discussed."Have you ever wished in your heart of hearts to make one of your dreams come true? Are you the sort to test your luck? Then come and speak your heart's desire, surely there's no catch!Given the nature of this item's power, the entire paw is not for sale. However, for a simple price a single wish will be yours! Though beware, whilst the price we ask is simple, the price you pay may be more than expected. Are you prepared for the risk?" ~ Ehciaran'reg'ralaDISCLAIMER: We here at Rousing Reliquary take no responsibility for any unintended consequences that may come from using a Monkey's Paw wish. User discretion is advised.(OOC: The DM/Seller will /tell you with the drawback to your wish.)

Willow, The Wisp

Rare"This caged wisp would never lead you astray! In fact her soul purpose in life (or rather death) is to light your way. Be it in your home, in the dark wilds, or even in a metaphorical sense! Look into her blue flames and ask for the advice you seek, or perhaps you'll risk letting her out of her cage and allowing her to possess an item to augment it? The possibilities are endless." ~ Ehciaran'reg'rala

Elemental Shields

Common/Best Seller"A fine piece of work if I do say so myself! These shields are able to be worn like a pin or a pendant, we have the following in stock: Lightning, Fire, Earth, Ice, Water, and Wind.
These shields will absorb the damage you'll take from the elements to leave your body unharmed! Just don't go jumping into lava, okay? Only two shields work at a time." ~ Ehciaran'reg'rala

Four Swords (Get it?)

Cost:This is where you would insert a little blurb about the product and its purpose. Or else. :)

Enchanted Watch Dolls

Very Rare"Concerned about home safety?
Look no further, one of these enchanted dolls can put in the works to make your home so unsafe! (For intruders)Magically enchanted to record everything within their line of sight, these dolls when given the code word!They do not move we promise, you just forgot you put them there!" ~Lillian Cra'neo

Void Pigment

Very Rare Item"This deep purple aetherpaint looks like a liquid window to the night sky and the stars above.When painted onto a wall or other solid surface it creates a magical hole through to the other side, provided it's no further than ten fulms deep.The hole disappears when the paint is washed or wiped away, which can be done from either side." ~Yanada Bapanada

Invisible Ink

Uncommon"A curious well of clear aetherial ink that looks to be plain water to the untrained eye. Makes whatever it covers invisible until it is washed off." ~Yanada Bapanada

Aether Crystals

Common"Available in every aetherial inclination and sizes small, medium and large, these heart-size crystals are the perfect choice to ease the burden of casting." ~Lillian Cra'neo

Glow Paints

Common"A chest of rare florescent paints that glow in the dark. Perfect for sending nighttime messages, making one's estate stand out, and bodypainting in dark venues." ~Yanada Bapanada

Illusion Cube

Common"Ma had a ton of these in her closet. Cast aether into it and it creates a copy of yourself which you can use as an additional body. Like any glamour, the illusion breaks if struck." ~Whisper Vela

Saint Brothwell's Blessed Ladel of the Thirteenth

Common"I am not sure anyone has a use for a military weapons grade ladles..." ~Naraiche'rell'amsa

Winner's Cards

Common"A seemingly normal set of playing cards styled after those funky moon rabbits, whoever holds the box for the set can see through their opponents cards to view which cards they have!"Not to be used at the Gold Saucer
~Lillian Cra'neo

Loss and Reconciliation

Very Rare"Loss and Reconciliation is forged of a metal forming crystalline space-filling curves. The blade's ability to act both as a casting conduit and weapon in one makes it ideal for the mage seeking an edge in combat."
~Naraiche'rell'amsa

A Living Portrait

Rare Item"Jump through the painting and enjoy a beach holiday in the pocket dimension! Available in 'A Cool Autumn's Day in the Black Shroud' and 'Riverside in Coerthas (Before the Fall)'."Safety is not guaranteed if harm comes to the painting.
~Yanada Bapanada

The Phoenix's Firebrand

Uncommon"I forged this blade from a metal that can heat itself just before the point it would bend upon satisfactory impact! ...Unfortuantely, the consequences of this was setting my house aflame."
~Naraiche'rell'amsa

The Shaalonely

Common"A massive bowl with five ponze worth of grits. Tell your friends you consumed a five ponze bowl of grits on your vacation. Oh wait. Why would you eat this if you had people who cared about you in your life?"
~Whisper Vela

A Lewd Portrait

Rare Item"I dare not remove the cloth covering this profane vulgarity. There are no words to describe the obscene depths this indecorous portrait stoops to. This is to be sold as-is, with absolutely no refunds. I cannot rightly tell you what to do with such filth after purchasing it, but I highly advise you to burn or otherwise destroy it after acquiring it."
~ Yanada Bapanada

Soulshearth

Rare"The orb on top is made from crystal imported from the aetherial sea itself. Not only does your casting become more potent, drawing and expelling aether feels like driving a warm knife through butter.Not intended for destruction. I am certain the casting implement would explode and kill the user if they attempted to cast Fire IV with this."
~Naraiche'rell'amsa

A Portrait of Louisoix

Uncommon Item"An enchanted painting of a Sharlayan archon. His eyes eerily follow you as you pass by the portrait. Ask it yes or no questions and it will answer from an assortment of predetermined responses.For novelty purposes only, not financial advice. 100% pure artifice and NOT haunted, promise." ~Yanada Bapanada

Scrying Bubbles

Rare
"Looking for something specific from multiple angles? Wish to use a scrying orb on the go? Try these scrying bubbles! They come in three varieties.A Glimpse of the Future: Precisely as it sounds. Blow the bubbles from the wand and bear witness to various outcomes for the future, told through each and every bubble as it pops.
A Glimpse of the Land: Hoping to scry a location or two to ensure its safe? Preview multiple angles through the bubbles as they dance in the air!
A Glimpse of Her People: Perhaps the most dubious of the options. Should you wish to spy on someone to your heart's desire, you can see precisely what they, or even a group of people, are up to through these bubbles.Bubble blow responsibly!" ~Ehciaran'reg'ralaDISCLAIMER: Do not mix bubble solutions. Rousing Reliquary cannot guarantee results or safety if mixed.

Foodstuff

Drinks

Of Course We Have Tacos.

But we do make them a bit differently, on Whalaqee frybread using an old family recipe! Made "breakfast style" with eggs, cheese, bacon bits and shredded popotoes, or "lunch style" with ground beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato and beans.

Meia De Leite

Half steamed milk, half coffee, all delicious! Meia De Leite is a thicker drink, but goes down smooth. Perfect for someone who enjoys the experience of a drink as much as the caffeine high that comes after. Also available in vanilla, caramel and mocha flavors!

Banana Budding

Ja Tiika bananas meet Shaaloani sweetbread in this delicious mix of Turali flavors, banana bread pudding or, 'Banana Budding' as we've decided to call it. Best when paired with a glass of water or milk, not because of flavor but because this dish is thick.

The "Wake The Fuck Up Samurai" Special

Do you need to WAKE UP ? Try our specialty blend of protein powder, orange cream, and 850 milligrams of caffeine. Caffeine-free option available for those who who value their life! Tastes like vanilla ice cream in orange juice.

Have-It-All Arepa!

Perfect for a hearty breakfast, our Have-It-All Arepa! stuffs a seared flatbread shell with egg, cheese, salsa, rice, four thick slices of fresh boar ham and a side of grilled plantain slices. Prepare for your hunter to be eviscerated. Satisfaction guaranteed or your single pel back!

Tuliyollan Matcha

Though the matcha is imported directly from Kugane, we add a twist to the classic recipe by adding steamed milk and just a hint of cinnamon and a pinch of ginger to heighten the drink's spice! Can be served the 'traditional' way upon request.

"The Best Buñuelos"

Looking for a sweet morning treat? Our buñuelos are exactly what you need! Fried to perfection for a crisp outside and a cake-like center and tossed in our signature cinnamon sugar blend, it's like a churro! But for breakfast!

"Some Hate it Hot"

Not a fan of hot drinks? Our selection of cold brews might be more your thing. Served on ice with cream and your choice of caramel, chocolate or vanilla flavoring, enjoy a nice cold drink on what is no doubt a hot day given Tuliyollal's climate.

Nita's Fruitiest Salad

Does it so happen that you have a very picky baby Mamool Ja with you who just won't eat anything she doesn't like without assaulting you with a spoon? Try Nita's Fruitiest Salad! Baby approved and served with a spoon that shouldn't injure you!

mama's Hot Cocoa

Just like Mama makes it! We mix milk, cocoa powder, cinnamon, sugar and a little bit of coffee on the stovetop and serve it hot with whipped cream on top and your choice of cinnamon sticks or wafer sticks.

Traveler's Pemmican

For those on the go, our Traveler's Pemmican can last up to five summers and a single bar can fill a belly. Get a three-pack of our secret mix of dried meats, berries and spices. Who said survival food needed to taste bad? Some miserable Ishgardian surely. Hardtack who?

Limeinanadatada

If you can say it, you can have it. Made with our citrus blend with added lime juice, mixed with coconut milk for a creamy texture, this drink is sure to satisfy! Can be made alcoholic on request with vodka or Mexcal (Will cost 1 additional Pel).

The Shaalonely

A massive bowl with five ponze worth of grits. Get through it before the last sand grain in the hourglass falls and receive the honor of being able to tell your friends you consumed a five ponze bowl of grits. Oh, wait. Why would you eat this if you had people who cared about you in your life?

The Classic

Recommended to any first visitors who want the fullest Yak Tural experience. Ten-Years-Aged Mezcal served with a spritz of our citrus blend with an orange slice, each shot costs just one pel! ...And a good story, if you so happen to have one. A Turali Classic!

Follow Basic Roleplay Etiquette

We expect you to both know and follow the basics if you wish to join us. No godmodding, no metagaming, IC ≠ OOC, treat your players with respect and if a scene begins to bleed OOCly take action accordingly.

Character Abilities, Moments and Growth

We want to help you get your character where you want them to go! (Or figure that out if you aren't sure yourself!) We encourage our players to share those juicy details with our story DMs where applicable that way we can help your character have their chance to shine. Our goal is to make everyone feel like an intrinsic part of the story!

Activity and Burnout

While we of course are looking for members who want to be active within our community, real life will always come first! Both for our members and our officers. We remove inactive members after 60 days without hearing from them. If you wish to remain in the company discords and CWLS but intend on going on a hiatus expected to extend beyond that, please let an officer know so we don't accidentally kick you!

Have a Reasonable Character

While we love to promote creativity within the company, we do expect your characters to be capable of existing reasonably within the lore, and exist at a power level reasonable within the company. We are not here to cater to the Warrior of Light who has a legacy that shines bright as the sun, we're here to cater to Theodora Waterwheel and her dreams of escaping her droll life as a city guard to make it big hunting relics of legend.

Follow Basic OOC Etiquette

Be nice to one another, we're all just nerds trying to enjoy the game. We do not tolerate bullying, sexism, ableism, homophobia or transphobia here. Be mindful of your fellow members when bringing up triggering topics or current events, we ask conversations regarding current political affairs be kept to an absolute minimum. Naturally, we are an 18+ space and mature topics are bound to come up, but please, use common sense over what is and is not okay.

We Are an 18+ Guild

Both players and characters are required to be 18 or older, no exceptions. If we find you have lied to get in, you will be blacklisted from the company. And don't lie about your character's age if you play a minor. That's weird.

Variety is the spice of life and baby, you can just call us Radz-at-Han.Lead by Ehciaran'reg'rala Da'ak'eh, Coffee and Curious is one side of this dual-sided venture. Focusing on the collection and sale of rare relics, and the hunting of myths of legend, if it's thrill and wonder you're after you will never find yourself wanting while amongst the Soulfarers of Coffee and Curios. The strange, suspicious and spooky are a more than daily occurrence for those who who dive into Coffee and Curios, one of those occupational hazards!As the name would imply, this side of the Rousing Reliquary operates out of the coffee shop their collective is named for. Cafe on top, curio shop on the bottom, and for those extra special guests and employees, his extra special stock hidden behind magically sealed doors. The cafe also makes for the ideal place for anyone to wind down. Take a seat by the fireside with a mug of something hot while you recount your day's venture risking life and limb for treasures untold!For those looking to make a name for themselves, Coffee and Curios is your best bet to make it big. Fame, acclaim and comically large piles of golden coin await those who join! Coffee and Curios also takes a keen interest in merchants, item appraisers, thrill-seekers, those who thrive in chaos, paranormal investigators, and ideally a healer or two! Whoever you are, whatever you do, we'll find a way to put your skills to use!Does the thrill of loot, adventure, items of legend and endless fun to indulge in appeal to you? Check out our recruitment information below!<Balmung, Empyreum. Ward 13, plot 51>

Someone needs to be getting Coffee and Curios too and from.Lead by Naraiche'rell'amsa Da'ak'eh, the Chelsea's Venture is, or rather was, a premiere innovation in luxury cruising technology! Alas, the ship has since been stripped to its bare bones and outfitted for endurance and combat. What it lacks in aesthetics and comforts it makes up for being a beast upon the waves. A small beast, but a beast nonetheless.To the Seafarers of Rousing Reliquary, the Chelsea's Venture is home! Or at least the long-term project they're being paid handsomely to invest themselves in. While aiding in Coffee and Curios' ventures inland, it's also left to them to navigate to said land to begin with. We share in the spoils and funnel that back into improving the ship! It's only so long before pirates get word of our ventures and seek to sink us to steal away our totally legitimately gotten gains.Other pirates, anyway. Looting and plundering is the game, and the Chelsea's Venture seeks to innovate it as other crews turn their backs against it. While violence isn't the goal, sometimes it has to be the means. For that we seek former pirates scorned by Limsa Lominsa, former sailors, mechanics of all backgrounds and those who lack a fear of the ocean to accomplish our means. Think that's you?Does the thrill of discovery, battles won by mind over might, and the delicious ecstasy of technological revolution appeal to you? Check out our recruitment information below!<Zalera, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 59>